If you need a light, the Olympic torch is currently careering
round the West Country, if you’d prefer one as a permanent fixture, you can
pick up your own on Ebay. The torches are valued at £495, but carriers have the
option to purchase for £295, and are free to flog on after use. But best be
warned, the bidding is barmy. I could find little available for under four figures,
rising to around £145,000 for the bronzed brazier whose current owner is
donating 75% of the cash to the charity Whizz Kidz. My advice would be the
replica torch as a cupcake decoration for £1.09 plus postage.
All the pomp, and edible. Tuesday, 22 May 2012
Who Gains From The Games?
Wednesday, 16 May 2012
Greece On A Slippery Slope
Angela Merkel has confirmed her commitment to the continued
participation of Greece
in the Euro project, but the German chancellor is starting to sound like a
landlady whose lodger is behind with the rent, barely employable, and probably
pinching her toothpaste. After nine days of trying to form a unity government,
the only thing Greek politicians have agreed on, is that they don’t. Into this
market-maddening maelstrom flies the newly inaugurated French President, and
promptly gets struck by lightning.
In Francois Hollande’s premier press conference with Mrs
Merkel, the early exchanges were more abrupt than embracing. The Chancellor
kicked off with the usual non-committal platitudes, concentrating on common
ground not contrast. But Monsieur Hollande, maybe with an eye more to the
domestic than the diplomatic, was keen to confirm that every option must be “on
the table”. His hostess, one sensed, would have preferred that some subjects
were brushed politely under it. With a second election looming in Greece, the
French President was keen to reach out to its austerity-weary countrymen. “The
Greeks need to know we’ll come with growth measures”, he said. The Chancellor,
who might prefer that they just shut up and pay up, countered with: “The
question is what one means by growth.” Not a full-blooded contradiction
perhaps, but a pretty close cousin. If it had been a first date, there might
not be a second, but these two don’t have the luxury of simply slating each
other to mutual friends and avoiding each other at parties.
When the Greek electorate go box-ticking again, on June 17th,
the anti-austerity parties promise to prosper further. The result may be a
battle of brinkmanship. Athens will attempt to alter the agreed austerity
arrangements, aware that they may have over-stayed their welcome at a party
they gate-crashed under false pretences, but the hosts don’t yet want them to
leave. Whether the first socialist President of the Republic in almost two
decades can convene sufficient policy compromise to encourage growth remains to
be seen. Whether enough economic growth is even practically possible to service
debt and still support public services is even less likely. Economists are now tottering
towards the once taboo subject of a Greek exit from the single currency.
Greece, in the Euro, is increasingly a sinking ship, with a choice between either
accepting the bail-out, cuts included, or literally bailing-out.
Tuesday, 8 May 2012
French Drive To The Left.
He’s balding, wears glasses, and lacks a supermodel partner, so far, but Francois Hollande has two things that Nicolas Sarkozy might covet, the keys to the Elysee Palace, and a couple more inches in height. The former Mayor of Tulle underwent a mini make-over before his successful presidential campaign, finding a decent tailor, some designer glasses, and shedding some weight. And Hollande’s more streamlined physique could well be useful when walking the tightrope he has now embarked on.
His victory is a lurch to the left, and a protest vote against austerity, the unwanted offspring of the financial crisis, that
The next scheduled meeting of EU leaders is on the 23rd May, and the President-Elect’s pro-growth agenda may not be without its advocates. After all, Nicolas Sarkozy is the eleventh EU leader to lose his job since 2008, when Lehman Brothers went bang, and the rest of us started whimpering. Austerity is a bitter pill to swallow. If the symptoms we suffer are severe enough we may nod sagely and agree to the prescription, but ultimately when we don’t like the medicine we are likely to request a second opinion.
Back home, even Ed Miliband could not stop folk leaning back to Labour in the local council elections. Maybe if your Plan A is austerity, you had better have a back-up, as being right, in either sense, will be of little consolation when you’re back in opposition. On the other hand, while some are indeed turning to the left, there is no consistent political colour amongst the current victims of the austerity backlash. It may be less about political hue, and more about human nature. We will all acknowledge that we’ve over-spent, and the belt needs to be tightened, but when there’s no bourbon creams left in the tin, perhaps even the best intentioned will just vote for anyone who promises biscuits.
Wednesday, 2 May 2012
Performance Related Apple For The Teacher?
That the Education Select Committee’s proposals regarding
performance related pay for teachers have been described by the National Union
of Teachers as “total nonsense” is not entirely surprising. That they were suggested
in the first place sadly isn’t either.
MPs should be aware of the common complaint from business leaders that the annual crop of graduates they are gifted, have grades where their brains should be. And the current tendency to teach to the test, where it exists, at the expense of a thorough grounding in any given subject, could hardly be improved by a system that links a pupil’s exam results, to whether their teacher’s next holiday will be Margate or Mauritius.
The discussed direction is allegedly aimed, on the one hand,
at encouraging quality graduates into teaching. If so, it is a depressing
deduction to conclude that the only inducement that exists is financial. If you
want a sales bonus, sell stuff. What of job satisfaction? What of the vocational
calling to impart wisdom and knowledge to the next generation for the general
betterment and benefit of the population? Ok, I’m overstepping the marker pen,
but if those entering education, or healthcare for that matter, do so under
markedly different motivations than the graduates gliding into investment
banking, then why plug the same pay structure? And if they don’t, why do we
want them to?
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