If you need a light, the Olympic torch is currently careering
round the West Country, if you’d prefer one as a permanent fixture, you can
pick up your own on Ebay. The torches are valued at £495, but carriers have the
option to purchase for £295, and are free to flog on after use. But best be
warned, the bidding is barmy. I could find little available for under four figures,
rising to around £145,000 for the bronzed brazier whose current owner is
donating 75% of the cash to the charity Whizz Kidz. My advice would be the
replica torch as a cupcake decoration for £1.09 plus postage.
All the pomp, and edible. Tuesday, 22 May 2012
Who Gains From The Games?
Wednesday, 16 May 2012
Greece On A Slippery Slope
Angela Merkel has confirmed her commitment to the continued
participation of Greece
in the Euro project, but the German chancellor is starting to sound like a
landlady whose lodger is behind with the rent, barely employable, and probably
pinching her toothpaste. After nine days of trying to form a unity government,
the only thing Greek politicians have agreed on, is that they don’t. Into this
market-maddening maelstrom flies the newly inaugurated French President, and
promptly gets struck by lightning.
In Francois Hollande’s premier press conference with Mrs
Merkel, the early exchanges were more abrupt than embracing. The Chancellor
kicked off with the usual non-committal platitudes, concentrating on common
ground not contrast. But Monsieur Hollande, maybe with an eye more to the
domestic than the diplomatic, was keen to confirm that every option must be “on
the table”. His hostess, one sensed, would have preferred that some subjects
were brushed politely under it. With a second election looming in Greece, the
French President was keen to reach out to its austerity-weary countrymen. “The
Greeks need to know we’ll come with growth measures”, he said. The Chancellor,
who might prefer that they just shut up and pay up, countered with: “The
question is what one means by growth.” Not a full-blooded contradiction
perhaps, but a pretty close cousin. If it had been a first date, there might
not be a second, but these two don’t have the luxury of simply slating each
other to mutual friends and avoiding each other at parties.
When the Greek electorate go box-ticking again, on June 17th,
the anti-austerity parties promise to prosper further. The result may be a
battle of brinkmanship. Athens will attempt to alter the agreed austerity
arrangements, aware that they may have over-stayed their welcome at a party
they gate-crashed under false pretences, but the hosts don’t yet want them to
leave. Whether the first socialist President of the Republic in almost two
decades can convene sufficient policy compromise to encourage growth remains to
be seen. Whether enough economic growth is even practically possible to service
debt and still support public services is even less likely. Economists are now tottering
towards the once taboo subject of a Greek exit from the single currency.
Greece, in the Euro, is increasingly a sinking ship, with a choice between either
accepting the bail-out, cuts included, or literally bailing-out.
Tuesday, 8 May 2012
French Drive To The Left.
He’s balding, wears glasses, and lacks a supermodel partner, so far, but Francois Hollande has two things that Nicolas Sarkozy might covet, the keys to the Elysee Palace, and a couple more inches in height. The former Mayor of Tulle underwent a mini make-over before his successful presidential campaign, finding a decent tailor, some designer glasses, and shedding some weight. And Hollande’s more streamlined physique could well be useful when walking the tightrope he has now embarked on.
His victory is a lurch to the left, and a protest vote against austerity, the unwanted offspring of the financial crisis, that
The next scheduled meeting of EU leaders is on the 23rd May, and the President-Elect’s pro-growth agenda may not be without its advocates. After all, Nicolas Sarkozy is the eleventh EU leader to lose his job since 2008, when Lehman Brothers went bang, and the rest of us started whimpering. Austerity is a bitter pill to swallow. If the symptoms we suffer are severe enough we may nod sagely and agree to the prescription, but ultimately when we don’t like the medicine we are likely to request a second opinion.
Back home, even Ed Miliband could not stop folk leaning back to Labour in the local council elections. Maybe if your Plan A is austerity, you had better have a back-up, as being right, in either sense, will be of little consolation when you’re back in opposition. On the other hand, while some are indeed turning to the left, there is no consistent political colour amongst the current victims of the austerity backlash. It may be less about political hue, and more about human nature. We will all acknowledge that we’ve over-spent, and the belt needs to be tightened, but when there’s no bourbon creams left in the tin, perhaps even the best intentioned will just vote for anyone who promises biscuits.
Wednesday, 2 May 2012
Performance Related Apple For The Teacher?
That the Education Select Committee’s proposals regarding
performance related pay for teachers have been described by the National Union
of Teachers as “total nonsense” is not entirely surprising. That they were suggested
in the first place sadly isn’t either.
MPs should be aware of the common complaint from business leaders that the annual crop of graduates they are gifted, have grades where their brains should be. And the current tendency to teach to the test, where it exists, at the expense of a thorough grounding in any given subject, could hardly be improved by a system that links a pupil’s exam results, to whether their teacher’s next holiday will be Margate or Mauritius.
The discussed direction is allegedly aimed, on the one hand,
at encouraging quality graduates into teaching. If so, it is a depressing
deduction to conclude that the only inducement that exists is financial. If you
want a sales bonus, sell stuff. What of job satisfaction? What of the vocational
calling to impart wisdom and knowledge to the next generation for the general
betterment and benefit of the population? Ok, I’m overstepping the marker pen,
but if those entering education, or healthcare for that matter, do so under
markedly different motivations than the graduates gliding into investment
banking, then why plug the same pay structure? And if they don’t, why do we
want them to?
Thursday, 26 April 2012
Rupert Remembers, Jeremy's Hunted
Until yesterday Adam Smith was a ministerial special advisor, although clearly not quite special enough. When writing his resignation letter, we can but wonder whether his free arm was being twisted. His rapid removal follows revelations at the Leveson Inquiry, suggesting information flowed between News Corp and the Department for Culture, Media and Sport, deemed inappropriate given the company’s campaign for complete control of BSkyB. Labour still have the scent of blood, so if Mr Smith was merely the Culture Secretary’s sacrificial lamb of choice, Jeremy still has every reason to feel hunted.
Ed Miliband has publicly called for Mr Hunt to hop it. “He should resign”, said the Labour leader, “he himself said that his duty was to be transparent, impartial and fair.” The Financial Times report that Jeremy Hunt previously referred to himself as a “cheerleader” for Mr Murdoch’s achievements, on his own website. If so, you can see right through his claims of transparency, and impartiality seems implausible, at best.
It may be that the Culture Secretary’s admiration for the media mogul will pay dividends, however. The headlines which might otherwise have been plotting his demise, are instead reporting the appearance at the Leveson Inquiry of Mr Murdoch himself. When executives from The News of the World appeared before a cross-party select committee in the wake of the phone-hacking scandal, they were accused of collective amnesia. It would seem this unhelpful condition may have been contracted from their boss. Although advanced in years, Mr Murdoch shows no apparent signs of senility, yet has forgotten all manner of details, from conversations with his son, to dinners with Prime Ministers. You would have hoped that at least one of those might have been mildly memorable.
Like all good theatre, an inquiry like this will entertain, and provoke discussion, but in and of itself will rarely change the status quo on which it offers comment. Politics, the press, and indeed the police, are essentially self regulating bodies, and the resulting inquiries from their varied alleged inequities feel like a war of attrition. The length and tedium of the investigation will be directly proportionate to the level of public outrage, and we always give up first. Self regulation is like me asking my three year old to put himself on the naughty step, every time he attacks the cat. It’s a very democratic idea, and as such I would welcome it, but I live in a house with a very nervous cat.
Saturday, 21 April 2012
Grand Prix At Too Great A Price?
Thousands have taken to the streets of Bahrain , as the country plays host to this weekend’s Formula One Grand Prix. Although many have called for its cancellation, it is not so much the race itself to which they object, but the Sunni government that granted the permit. Representing a minority in numbers, they hold the majority of the power, status, and wealth, all of which would be cemented, if not enhanced, by a successful staging of what would be the country’s premier sporting event. Small wonder therefore, that the Crown Prince of Bahrain, Salman bin Hamad Al Khalifa, and Bernie Ecclestone, the crown prince of petrol-heads, have came out in a unified display of commitment to the race, albeit with differing justifications.
Against a backdrop of rising civil unrest, which has seen members of the Force India team ask to go home after they were caught up in the disturbances, the Crown Prince said; “I believe this race is a force for good, it unites many people from many different religious backgrounds.” His comments mark a stark contrast to those of Bahrain ’s senior Shia cleric who condemned the crackdown that has accompanied the Grand Prix. The “force for good” will sadly not be witnessed by the many international journalists denied entry to the country to report on the growing tensions.
“It is nothing to do with us what happens in the country,” was the hi-light of Bernie Ecclestone’s amoral musings. The F1 Chief Executive was also quoted as saying it was not “in his power” to call it off. In reality such impotence is likely to be purely self-imposed, as anti-government protests led to last year’s race being cancelled. Alleged human rights abuses continue, according to the banned Bahrain Freedom Movement, claims supported by Amnesty International. Indeed, the Grand Prix itself is likely to coincide with the funeral of a protester allegedly beaten to death by security forces.
Paradoxically, it is the very Grand Prix to which so many of the protesters are opposed, that has proven their unlikely ally. The eyes of the world are again on Bahrain , bringing an international spotlight to internal calls for social and political reform, while attempts to stifle media coverage serve only to sharpen its focus. The Guardian reported a survey carried out for the Bahrain Economic Development Board, which found that 77% of those questioned actually welcomed the Grand Prix. To the governing elite it brings wealth and prestige, to those striving for reform it brings a platform for protest, and to the rest of us the question; if we know the hand signing the cheque has blood on it, should we really be taking the money?
Monday, 16 April 2012
Sincerely "Shocked" of Westminster
Capping tax relief for charitable donations does not so much fly in the face of the principles behind Big Dave’s Big Society, it’s more of a slap, and the great and the good are queuing up to say so. Certainly, allowing higher rate taxpayers to plough unlimited funding into charitable causes, offsetting the amounts against their tax bills to reduce their payments, does indeed reduce income to the Treasury. However, of all the tax avoidance schemes to choke off, it is one of the few that benefits the country, often guaranteeing the survival of organisations that rely upon donations to maintain the work they do in the community. It seems symptomatic of the frankly bizarre PR deathwish that also saw the 50p tax rate reduced, in a perceived tax cut for millionaires, while pensioners suffered with the abolition of age-related income allowances. Far from slaying dragons, George has become one of his own making. And you don’t have to be a blood hound to catch the scent of u-turn trickling from the Treasury. They are damned if they do of course, and damned if they don’t. But given a choice between being wrong and reforming, or just wrong and resolute, I vote firmly for the former.
The distinction between tax avoidance and evasion, is that one puts you in Parkhurst, the other in Monte Carlo. As the Chancellor points out, there are perfectly legal methods of managing your millions to keep your mitts on most of it, from pension fund over-payments to use of tax havens, or avoiding stamp duty and inheritance tax. The government estimate the annual cost to the treasury is in the region of £5 billion. The real figure is likely to be four times that, or more. To really limit the losses needs legislation, and who better to bring it in that the man who avoided capital gains tax by “flipping” the house he assigned as his second home? The Chancellor may have shot himself firmly in the foot with his first barrage in the battle against tax avoidance, but he may yet win the war, if he really wants to. And if he does, I for one will be “shocked”.
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